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kar-king:

these games are not funny

incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

necrophiliaczooplankton:

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist

adios dad you will be missed

The absolute terror of shoving a bug away only for it to stick to your finger

160p:

trans headcanons for characters are not making being trans a fashion statement or a trend holy hell it’s literally taking media and giving ourselves representation like in society/media there is very very little trans representation and the little there is is usually offensive and mocking. trans headcanons helps people who struggle finding representation in many series, books, shows, movies etc a character to connect with dont shit on other peoples parades lmao

no offense but i want to set you on fire

"i will eat your soul"

- one of the first things ryan said in his first appearance in a minecraft lets play (via drunkteeth)
ryan: sooo.....just, hypothetically.....
rest of achievement hunter: oH MY GGOD HERE WE Go again rYAN PLEAS E

l4tul4pyr0p3:

thegodofconquestkeima:

feffybutts:

Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.

FUCKING STAHP PLZ

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

"i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it"

- a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)